Dark and twisty.: Archive

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when I finally have sex

some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -

me: no I read fanfiction I got this

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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.

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Dec 28th

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Face reblogged on two porn blogs

SUCH FUN

Dec 28th

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I've never had a New Year's kiss.

Or any other kiss.

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Watch

a-scream-on-pause: Eddie: Where are we? Chauffeur: Brixton, madam. Eddie: *Gasp* Brixton! Brixton! Wind down the window! Wind down the window! Play some dubstep! Dis mah hood! Hei, Brixtaan! Brixtaan! Yaah! Hei, wagwan, wagwan! No, they’re chas… No, just drive, drive, drive!! DRIVE LIKE THE WIND!!

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